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23rd November 2010 - Gamer Chicks - IT'S MY SEX PYRAMID!

2010-11-23T22:35:00.000-08:00

Struggling Through Reality

Gamer Chicks - Fuck Them! Ok so I had a cute friend on Twinity who was a girl. I wont name names but she was totally nuts! Let me explain. We will just call my friend "Mrs X"

It all started when I had a female friend round my apartment. We were discussing things about Twinity and where to place furniture when some random girl showed up and started saying I was a pervert. I had no idea who she was so I thought "Fuck it" and booted her out. It turns out, that was a alternate character created by Mrs X to spy on me. She then messaged me saying I kicked her out because me and my friend were going to have cybersex. Which isn't true as she's my friend Flo's girlfriend.

Anyway, I sorted it out and things went back to normal. But whenever I took off my clothes in game to have a laugh or to bother actual cybersexers, she would turn up and have a go at me calling me a pervert again. This went on for the past few days and I just about had enough of her childish way of thinking.

Today in Twinity, I decided to make a music video of me running into places where people are cybersexing nude shouting "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!" and video taping it to make a funny Twinity music video to the teenage mutant ninja turtle theme song

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
I got this idea when I posted a picture on the Twinity Facebook and somone responded with a picture of sand ninjas. The picture is of me sneaking up on some cybersexers about to pounce and the picture that someone posted was a picture saying "Just when you think its safe to go to the beach..... SAND NINJAS!"

Anyway, Mrs X found me making this video and thought that I was cybersexing again and so she went ballistic at me..... AGAIN! This time I tried explaining what I was actually doing but she didn't believe me and started insulting me so I removed her from friends and asked her nicely not to message me. She then kept messaging me until I finally lost my temper and insulted her. She then sent a screenshot of me insulting her to the admin team so now im expecting a ban. Nice. Fucking female gamers. Cant live with em cant live without them.

The moral of this story is.......

Girl gamers are either blokes, ugly, completely fucked up in the head or really nice but live a million miles away with husbands.
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My Twinity Life

Today I decided to take as many pictures as possible..... which didn't happen but anyway! My first trip was to the Red Admiral Lounge Bar. I have no idea who was hosting the event but I managed to get some good shots and it was a nice laid back atmosphere.

Half Naked Background Girls.... Always A Win

Special Appearance From BJORN!

Half Naked Girl Close Up Shot.... Also A Win

That Hat And Vest Don't Match..... I think The Girls Agree

Best Pic I Took At This Place...... Wish That Girl Had

Gotten Out Of The Way

Well I did a lot of work on my island pad after the party. Looking really good now. I have started developing a Halo full size diorama. Screenshots will be posted when its finished! Anyway, Jose invited me to one of his parties held in Dancers In London so I went to that to take some more pics. Jose usually dresses smart so thought I could get a few good ones of him.

Drinking Piss Out Of A Martini Glass.... Cant Beat It

Jose Looking Sharp As Always. Almost As Sharp As

My Third Leg When Im In My Birthday Suit

Jose's Private Security.... Thats Right Don't Mess

I Don't Usually Upload Pictures With Speech Bubbles In

Them But This Is A Fantastic Shot

After the second party of the day, I did some more work to my island. My friend Callie was telling me how she ruined her place when she was drunk so I offered to build her a mansion on my island and she could move in with me. So I started work on the building which took me a long time but I finally finished it. Just some finishing touches to do and I will upload some screen shots of it. She was also saying she had no room for her pyramid so I think I am going to put her mansion on its own island so she can have her pyramid too. I went to check it out and claimed it as "MY SEX PYRAMID!"

YEAH! THATS RIGHT BABY!

It was getting late in the day but an Ibiza party was happening. I didn't know any people there so I took pictures of them anyway.

Very Nice Pose. Almost Like She Is Saying "Get That

Fucking Camera Out Of My Face!"

At Lest The Local Stoned People Were Friendly

Good Dance Moves All round..... Even Friar Tuck

(The Guy In The Cloak In The Background)

A Nice Picture Of Everyone. Probably The Best

Group Picture I Have Taken

My photography work done in Twinity for the day, I stole everything in sight and retreated back to my lair. Mwahahahaha!

22nd November 2010 - Back And Blogging - Blue Dancing Alien Chicks Are Hot!

2010-11-22T18:43:00.000-08:00

Struggling Through Reality

Well im back! I had a nice holiday! HAHA! Well im back by popular demand. A lot of you from Twinity have sent me messages asking when my blogging would start again so here I am. Sorry for the downtime.

I got up at about 5:00pm today and had a quick play on perfect world online (review to follow). I have no idea why the game isn't amazing but the theme tune really makes me want to play it. I love it.

Perfect World Online Theme Song With Some Screenshots
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My Twinity Life
Well not much going on to start with. I spent the most of the start of my Twinity day decorating my place and looking for more stuff from 3D Warehouse to upload for only one global XD
I checked the events to see if anything was going on and the most populated area was Zalinaz. I've never heard of it before so I decided to check it out. It turned out to be one of the old cubes in the long forgotten area Bitropollis. I used to have a cube as well but I decided I didn't really need it. I should of kept it because they seem to be quite rare now.

Nerd girls..... some times cute and good dancers!

Do you think the idiot in the background knows that he

is facing the wrong way for the picture?

On the left, that isn't a bubble animation thats the bloke

farting after drinking too much bubble bath. He thought

no one would notice.....

Vampire Queen looking hot as usual.... and on a stripper

pole? Yeah it took me a..... while to take this shot......

They are all idiots.... and soon shall be

MY FUCKING MINIONS!

Damn..... so close to an upskirt shot

Well after I got sick of taking pictures of dancing idiots I for some reason decided to go surround myself in yet more idiots in the Twinity Welcome Area. I met Flo and Bjorn there who were playing with some dangerous toys. Flo gave me a M16 so I had fun running around pointing it at new players XD I also got some good shots of Bjorn looking cool.

I am Ninja they cannot see me.....

Oh shit! they have seen me!

DIE FUCKERS! DIE!

*Cough* .....Anyway! Not much else was happening until late so I decided to go back to decorating my apartment.... well ok..... its more of an entire island now thanks to Flo and his video on how to upload stuff from 3D Warehouse. Secret houses, hidden caves..... and soon im going to build...... A FUCKING SKI SLOPE! Also, I plan to build a missile base for targeting Flo's Boat.

After enough hours passed, I checked what the most populated area was and it was a place called Seaker's (Not as in a group of seakers as in there is some one called Seaker and its their place. Anyway, I went to check it out and was shocked. Its awesome! One of my fave places in Twinity and it makes my island look like a shit hole.

The planets gravitational pull made her head swell up so she

had to rely on her headphones to keep it the proper shape

Jose was actually dancing but it looks more like he is

explaining his thoughts on life

Cute girls in a sci-fi setting dancing? Nerd paradise I think!

One of Bjorn's creations...... I love him so very much for

bringing me a hot alien chick in a cage!

Now I was thinking "What the Fuck Is That Thing And

Is It Going To Eat Me?" but I thought "Fuck It" and

enjoyed dancing with it...... until I got bored and

shot it in the face with an M16 Flo gave me

The Monkey looks scared to be honest. So he should be

I have already informed the government about these

mutated freaks. His days are numbered!

Yes the queen of the dancing freaks sits on her chair while

they entertain her..... im not talking about the monkey,

Jose and Bjorn are just out of frame XD

This is me expressing my thoughts about Bjorn's latest

invention in Twinity..... FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

After dancing with the beautiful blue alien chick for an hour or so, I returned to my island to call it a day. Good Night Twinity

1st September 2010 - Larping Shit / Club E.S Opening Night

2010-09-02T10:21:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today a load of guys from the Live Action Role Play events I usually attend came round to sort out all their gear and to yell at Tom for random reasons. I hid in my room, people keep blaming me for the poor condition of the tents when im not in the group anymore and they are the ones that just through them unpacked into the back of a van. Ugh.

Anyway, today I decided to play Face Of Mankind for a bit. Not the best game ever made.... well ok it is pretty close but I decided to log off when members of the Built unit kept giving me shit. Man I would love to absolutely fucking slit their throats in reality. Fucking Losers. "Im a member of built unit I play games to give new people that just want to have a laugh a hard time and ruin the game for other people because it gives me a hard on and then I wank when people get angry with me" Fucking Bastad Cunts!

I decided to log onto Twinity. A much nicer game full of much nicer people to be honest with you.

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My Twinity Life

When I entered Twinity I saw that the events bored was completely empty again so I decided to look in the most populated areas to see if anything cool was happening...... there wasn't much. The quiz game room was packed full of people who were really fast at typing and seemed to have the worlds knowledge inside their heads so I didn't stay long. I couldn't compete!

I got sent an invite to a place called Club E.S so I went to check it out as there were twenty people there. The club itself wasn't great but everyone has to start somewhere I guess. They still managed to draw a crowd though. They had the two most important things, a dance floor and a bar!

"No barman? Guess I will have to fill in for them! I will.....

protect the beer!"

"A man in a tight T-shirt dances at you..... what can you

do other than just stand there and stare at him?"

"Yes! The man in the tight T-shirt shall defy all! He doesn't

care if you dance or not! He shall dance! He shall!"

"Although I have spotted plenty of Angels in my travels,

I have yet to catch one. Damn then and their wings!"

Well Club E.S although it was a good effort, people didn't stay long. The place was kinda empty to be honest. This is the reason why I want my place to be perfect before I hold an event, but as I said people have to start somewhere. I enjoyed myself.

I noticed that another place called ROCK N ROLL was getting faily busy so I decided to check it out. there were only a few people and the place was quite small but it did looks really cool. I especially liked the lights and the custom furniture. Plus the music was great :D

One of the most fashionable characters I have seen!

Nothing like dancing on what looks like a giant board

game piece! The colors of this place are making me

go very mad O__o

25th august 2010 - Nothing Much To Report / Miami Photoshoot Event

2010-08-25T13:15:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Well not much happened today. Not much at all to report. I spent most of my time on my computer. Got up fairly late in the day. I stayed up late last night playing Twinity. I did a lot of work today on my online gaming community SkrynetGaming I wanted to create my own community like facebook and youtube combined with no annoying adverts or stupid people posting on your wall that they watered their crops in a virtual world that you couldn't give two fucking shits about. I will post a link on my blog when it is ready for launch, I want to get some content on it first.

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My Twinity Life

Well not a good day for me on Twinity at all. I recently bought a new apartment and moved all my stuff from my old apartment to my new one to find out after spending hours working on it that areas of the area were bugged. Whenever I textured certain areas of it, the textures would reset after I re-entered the room. I wasn't happy and ended up having a go at Monica which I didn't mean to do I was just annoyed. She gave me some globals to get another apartment though so I went back to my old floor plan as I can make it so people can go outside the scenery and back inside without using the fly command which Twinity might be taking out of the game when it finishes open beta.

I decided to get to work to earn some much needed globals after wasting a lot of the ones monica gave me buying a new bike and my old floor plan back so I went to Chez Valintino where a matchmaking event was going on. Monica invited me to dance but an old bald man jumped onto the animation before me to dance with the attractive 3D avatar. If I had a global for every time that happened I wouldn't need to do the photography job LOL!

Anyway, after taking some pictures the matchmaker sent me a private message saying that I had been especially requested by someone...... it was Monica ^_^

Nice to see me and Monica kiss and make up :P

Congratulations you have won the creepiest looking couple award! :D

I don't think that girl wants to dance...... hahaha

The bald guy on the left is the one who stole my dance from

Monica..... he will regret the day >:D

This girl looked shocked when she saw the maniac with the

camera taking pictures of her..... me

Anyway later on in the night, Monica messaged me saying that there was an important event I should attend. It was a photography event. People were all wearing shirts saying things like "Twinity says relax" and we all had to stand on a boat while some people took pictures. I don't meen to be big headed but my screenshots are usually pretty awesome so I decided to take some as well for the Twinity staff.

Masterchief likes to have a smoke every now and again. He said

it helps him relax when he's sniping innocent people.... I mean

alien zombies.....

A very cool pose..... the problem with it is the guy was moving

his arms from left to right..... looked very strange but looks

very cool as a picture :P

This was meant to be the photographer..... standing way away

from the people he was taking pictures of. Ok he may

look more professional but you cant beat my charm ;)

The people were gathered and looking really excited about their

awesome new T-Shirts.....

More and more people gathered for the pictures and the

excitement could hardly be contained LOL!

There is always one happy nut case bouncing around on top

of a boat showing how proud he is of his new free T-Shirt

After the Photography event I went back to my apartment to rebuild my once proud awesome place. Soon it will be even better than before..... soon. I will post some screenshots when its finished.

16th August 2010 - Room Finally Clean / Party In Berlin's Heart

2010-08-16T11:14:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Well today I finally got round to cleaning my room. I had nothing else to do and my feet are still hurting from doing three long shifts over the weekend so I didn't feel like going out or doing anything that required too much walking. There is still a bit to do but I filled three rubbish bags. Thats how much crap was laying around my bedroom. Im thinking of buying some new furniture and rearranging my room slightly. I don't know, I need to pay off Tom first. I owe him a lot of rent before I can start spending money on myself again.

I talked to my friend Liz in America today for a good long while which was nice. I haven't been able to speak to her as much lately as I have been very busy with one thing and another..... mostly work. Im thinking of asking for a plane ticket for christmas I really want to be able to finally meet her..... thinking about a holiday to America for my twenty second birthday..... that would be sweet.

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My Twinity Life

Ok so I have decided to build a restaurant based on one that I visited in disney land paris called "The Blue Lagoon". It was awesome, I loved the fact that it was inside but it felt like you were outside due to the high ceiling being painted black. Its going to cost a lot in 400cm frames to create in game but I think I can pull it off.

"The Blue Lagoon Restaurant In Real Life"

As you can see from the screenshot, it isn't going to be easy. Anyway, after working on my apartment for a little while I was visited by a girl who was just exploring and decided to get on one of my strip poles in my room and give me a quick show. Result!

"Private pole shows..... never a bad thing!"

Well after enjoying the pole show for a good half an hour, I decided I should probably do what Monica is paying me for and attend some events to take some really nice pictures. Nothing was going on that I could see on the events bored as some idiot had spammed the bored with the same thing every hour all evening. However, I messaged Bjorn and he told me he was having a party in the heart of Berlin which you will see from the following screenshots is a very cool area. I have no idea how he got this area but it is very cool.

"This was taken standing on a floating rock looking down at some of

Bjorn's handy work. The guy is really talented"

"Another nice screenshot of the landscape of

the heart of Berlin"

"People getting their groove on underneath

what looks like Bjorn's alien command center"

"I am one with the universe..... if you go to this area,

look at the floor around the globe. It looks like a

myan calender which is kinda creepy in a way"

"Ok an angel with green wings..... Bjorn's place

is very strange"

11th August 2010 - Taking Back The British Museum / Quiet Time In Twinity

2010-08-11T21:17:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today I was going to finally get round to cleaning my room but I checked my downloading torrents this morning and an old game I used to play called Hellgate London had finished downloading so it didn't happen in the end. Its a shame that they took the Hellgate London servers down so you can only play it single player now it was by far the best MMOFPS I have ever played. Fast paced, awesome gameplay, great community and for a change its a game that was based in england for a change as opposed to America / China.

I spent most of my day playing Hellgate London. One of the best missions in game is when you get to go to the British museum and wipe out a load of demons. Its great, when you take down the "boss" monster all these super tough monsters spawn and your supposed to just run away...... any gamers that know me knows that im the one usually running towards the super strong monsters with a hunting knife and a hand grenade so I decided to make a montage video of me absolutely wiping the floor with demon body parts and blood.

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My Twinity Life

I have no idea why Twinity has been so quiet recently. No much was happening again tonight either. I attended Monica's garage sale for a little while after getting in from the pub. She was wearing a very nice bunny outfit which has always been one of my favorite costumes on girls :P

After Monica's garage sale, she came round to my place to have a look at some of the pictures of me I had plastered across the walls. My home is looking pretty good now. Im currently building a huge hall type of room. No idea what I am going to use it for yet but im sure I will find a use for it.

Anyway, there was a small party going on, only problem is that I cant remember what the location's name was. A lot of people were there though including Bjorn, Vampire Queen and I think Flo had made a female avatar as there was a girl called "Flo's Princess".....

"Angels and Demons meeting for a drink and a dance.....

Doesn't get stranger than that"

"It looks like the cigarettes the barman was smoking last

night have become quite popular. By the look of the girl's

face it looks like she has been smoking one too"

"The pole dancer wasn't wearing a very skimpy outfit but

when she took this pose I ended up getting a very nice view ;)"

10th August 2010 - Starting A Gaming Community / Face Of Mankind Game Review / Partying At Counts Club Again

2010-08-10T17:38:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today I did sweet fuck all. People must of left early in the morning because the house was empty apart from Tom and Becks when I woke up. Much to my disappointment, all of the balloons from last night had been popped and were laying in a pile of balloon corpses in the middle of the living room.

I did decide to set up a gaming clan today called SkrynetGaming. I did a bit of work to the forums. Its not finished yet but when it is I will post a link on my blog page to it. Im trying to make a community rather than a clan. Something that clans can join and still remain independent so eventually lots of clans will be working together waving the same flag in a way. Kind of like when America became the United States Of America. I want to create a place where clans can work together and play games to have fun without having to deal with sad fucks that insult people and play a game 24 / 7 just so they can kill newbies and feed their massive egos. More info on the community to come.....

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Face Of Mankind Game Review

Gameplay 8 / 10

Now this game has got some things missing from the gameplay. For example, your character in most online shooing game be it MMOFPS or MOFPS moves a lot faster than what they do in Face Of Mankind. I don't mean just running speed but moving side to side in Face Of Mankind is very slow compared to other Massive Multiplayer First Person Shooters I have played like Hellgate London, Tabula Rasa and Huxley.

"A good screenshot demonstrating the excellent Graphics and GUI"

The game isn't as fast paced as what it could / should be and it doesn't work like a third person shooter should. I know its not supposed to be like counter strike as its a totally different style of game. The problem is, the damage that weapons do isn't great enough. Because things like head shots don't effect people as much as they should, most battles consist of loads of players running round in circles with each other shooting randomly. When your in third person or on the outside of a fight looking in, it looks retarded. if a headshot meant one hit kill, there would be a lot more skill involved in the game and there would actually be proper sniper fights and people ducking behind scenery a lot more.

All this in consideration, even now after playing Face Of Mankind for years, I still get an adrenalin rush when I enter a fight with another player. One problem that I have found though is that there seems to be some sort of collection of items that everybody uses. Everyone uses the same gun, booster items and armor in fights because a certain combination provides the best stats. I haven't yet been told this combination of items and let into the secrets of PVP so I suffer but I want to play a sniper class of character rather than a spastic that runs about in circles shooting at the floor. However, playing a sniper is pretty much impossible solo unless you finish off guys that other guys have shot a few times first.

Graphics 9 / 10

The graphics are brilliant. I don't know what engine is used or how the game is developed but the graphics look very smooth, the textures are at a good quality and it can be run on a low spec computer without a problem! I like the way that the scenery is also simple. I hate it when online games try to put too much detail into scenery such as grasslands with tiny objects scattered around the floor to try and make your surroundings look more interesting as all it does is make the game lag. The developers of Face Of Mankind have kept the scenery simple and yet the surroundings still draw your attention and look interesting and colorful.

Community 4 / 10

The community is pretty horrible. There are quite a few players but not enough players that know what they are doing for the game to work correctly. For example the Law Enforcement Department are supposed to keep players safe in areas such as New York City but there is hardly a police officer to be seen when you get shot at. The problem is that most people join the game, don't understand role playing and just want to run around killing people for no reason.

There are rules and regulations that you have to follow in factions but it looks like the leaders have given up on the hordes of newbies that are joining and ignoring the rules. Also there are some groups such as "Built" that contain leetist fucks (Leetist means someone who takes games seriously and when they kill someone on a game it feeds their real life ego) that just go around killing newbies and players for no reason. They seem to get joy from annoying people as when you message one asking why they killed you, you tend to get replies such as "Shut up noob" or "cry more kiddy" or my fave "come back when your leet like me noob".

This game is full of assholes and the only time that admins step in is when people threaten you with real life actions. The admins don't give two shits about players winding up others for their own amusement.

Administration 4 / 10

The administrators are good at updating the game, creating add ons, holding events and things like that but when it comes to a players well being they couldn't give two fucking shits.

The game is free to play but if you make more than one account all your accounts on your IP are banned instantly unless you pay for a premium account. My housemate and me couldn't play for free because Face of Mankind refused to accept the fact that house shares of young males you enjoy gaming exist and that there is no way that two people in the same house might want to play the game at the same time. Fucking idiots.

The administration need to concentrate more on people in the game. If the "Built" unit joined a game I hosted and started ruining it for new players because they get a thrill out of taking fun away from other people and being selfish fucking cunts I would ban them instantly. All of them. The admin team need to fucking wake up, have more of a presence in game and stop people resorting to real life threats by punishing the people winding them up in the first place.

Overall Score 7 / 10

The game is worth a try just make sure you are thick skinned and don't mind being killed over and over again until you get good at player versus player battles.

If you give this game a go I suggest joining the LED, GOM or FDC as they have the friendliest people in their factions and give good help to newbies. You can also go to Necars field to hunt aliens if you get fed up with players always kicking your ass.

If the admins do something about the assholes in game, the higher ups in factions abusing their powers and the lack of safe areas, it would be a great improvement and would really boost this games rating in my opinion.

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My Twinity Life

Not much was happening again tonight on Twinity as at one in the morning the server is going down for maintenance so not many people bothered creating events. However, there was another event being held at "The Counts Club" tonight the party was a lot bigger with a lot more people which means a lot more awesome screenshots.

Carolyn was there as well. See some people would say im her stalker but I choose to believe that she just reads my mind from some where else in the world and appears the places I visit before I get there. Maybe using some sort of interstella mind communication device sitting in her spaceship throne room surrounded by..... ok Dell starting to sound crazy just stop there.....

Anyway, there were pole dancers, men running round in mankinis, a bartender smoking what looked like a spliff, nude girls and of course a party couldn't be a party without Bjorn entering through the door and shouting "Hi @ All!" he could be a super evil bad guy. Imagine that entrance if he had an army behind him carrying a death laser kicking in the door, swaggering in and shouting "HI @ ALL!" LOL!

I think it beats scarface's "Say hello to my little friend".

"Some fancy footwork and fancy dancing!"

"Not a great shot but I liked it because it looks like she is about to

put her hand over the camera lens before trying to escape more

photos. A proper paparazzi shot! LOL!"

"Assume the UFO abduction position!"

"This is my new fave screenshot I have ever taken. Took me ages

to get it perfect I must of looked like a proper pervert

standing there watching her dance for ages"

"God knows what this customer is thinking. To be honest he looks

like the type that sold the barman that "Cigarette" hahaha"

"I thought my blog contained too many pictures of girls half naked

so I thought I would post something for the ladies..... this isn't

mr by the way"

"Delluzeonist decided he was a bigger fan of the video entitled

two girls one pole rather than two girls on cup"

9th August 2010 - Eoin's Birthday / Quiet Night In Twinity

2010-08-09T14:01:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

I woke up today at about lunch time with the sounds of a little person and people downstairs. As I got out of bed I realized that today was Eoin's birthday. Eoin being the one year old son of Becks. So I went down to join in with the festivities and ended up having a pack of balloons thrown at me so I got to work.

Between me, Tom and Becks, we managed to blow up about seventy five balloons which pretty much covered the floor. When Beck's brother Chris and his girlfriend showed up, people decided that more balloons were needed so they left for the shop straight away and came back with another five hundred balloons! I swear you don't need drugs or drink to make your head spin when you have that many balloons to blow up.

A few hours later and the living room was completely full of balloons. Eoin was having the time of his life running around and getting lost in all of them. In the end, Robin couldn't resist it any longer and submerged herself in the balloons. To be honest every single adult on the planet would love a room full of balloons I don't care what they say.

"Im older, I should of known better but crawling around a room full of balloons was

the best fun I have had in years"

When Eoin eventually went to bed, everyone was a bit drunk so we had a good evening of the laser machine, the strobe light and a room of balloons. After a while I went and got my pellet gun and me, Steve and Rianna had a laugh throwing balloons across the room and shooting them out of the air. I also found a way any Live Action Role Play group could increase their numbers very quickly.....

"Possibly the scariest thing you would come across

at a Live Action Role Play event"

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My Twinity Life

Tonight in Twinity it was very quiet. I have no idea why or where anyone was but there were no events going on after eleven in the evening. There was an event at "The Counts Club" and it was still pretty busy so I managed to get some really good pics there before logging off due to being bored and nothing happening.

Didn't know angels liked to hang around in Gothic styled night clubs.....

Now I know where to find them, I can finally catch one :D

"Is it me or does that guy look a bit creepy as though he is about

to lounge wildly at that poor girl?"

"The guy could of made more of an effort for this picture but

the pose the girl is making is very cool :-)"

Pole dancers..... they always make a party a party

2nd August 2010 - Drunken Morning / Miami Beach Party

2010-08-02T17:07:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today I woke up at Wayne's house which is where I stayed last night. Well I didn't just wake up once, first i was awoken by his girlfriends alarm...... twice! She got ready and left for work after the second alarm but Wayne's alarm was going off all morning as well! I also got a phone call from Northern Security to work. I said yes, then realized that I was still drunk, only slept for three hours and had some thing else to do today. Ugh shame really, could of done with some extra cash.

On my way home, I was about to cross the road, the car coming towards the corner I was stood on didn't indicate so I started to cross and found him almost hitting me. I shouted "Fucking indicate!" in which he replied (I should mention this guy was a steroid munching fucking arsehole bastad) "Fuck you, you stuck up cunt fuck off and next time I will beat the shit out of you!" I stopped walking, turned round smiled and said in a calm voice "Im a bouncer, fucking try it, I eat steroid munching council estate fucktards for breakfast" .........ok so thats not what I said but thats what I was thinking when I mumbled "Fuck off" and walked away. To be honest if he had started it would of been a bad idea as I had a box containing a loaded high power co2 propelled semi automatic pistol with a 16 round magazine fully loaded with .177 metal pellets. Would of loved to fuck up his face with it. Then again laughing as you rip out his wind pipe with your teeth is more fun sometimes...... Fucking steroid mutant fucks.

I told the police about my confrontation. This is their artists picture of what the man

who threatened me might look like.

Anyway, I got home and did....... hmmmm let me see....... FUCK ALL for the rest of the day! Nothing interesting really happens to me on my days off and I don't really blog much when im working because I normally end up in some sort of strip club until four in the morning drinking with other bouncers.

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My Twinity Life

Well today I noticed loads of people in Miami, I hadn't visited it yet and I thought..... Miami beach, girls in bikinis, dancing....... IM FUCKING THERE! It was entertaining to say the least. Twinity did an awesome job on the map. I spent lots of my time standing on a fishing boat waving at people on the beach and trying to avoid the sharks...... yes there are Twinity sharks now. I suppose every world, even virtual ones need to be slightly dangerous although the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy states that earth is mostly harmless so Twinity is still pretty much harmless according to the greatest book ever written.

I couldn't get many good pictures, all the half naked girls kept running away, people wouldn't shut up so there were speech bubbles everywhere and every now and again the sharks grew legs and had a snack on the legs of the Twinity citizens dancing........ kidding....... or am I?

Haha Flo! I found a bigger boat! Top that you boat dwelling bastad! LOL

As you can see everyone was so excited they just couldn't stop dancing.....

This picture of Carolyn is probably one of the best pictures I have taken in Twinity

Too Sexy? He obviously hasn't seen me in my underwear..... so I followed him around in my underwear for a good thirty minutes

Well, after the Miami beach party, I got an invite from Monica to visit....... I have forgotten the place name. if anyone knows it, please tell me. Anyway I got some great shots for her.

Thankfully it wasn't a saussage fest but this screenshot makes it look like one

Thats more like it! Girls so hot they need ice cream to cool them down!

Another good shot of Carolyn..... I feel like a stalker

Hmmm a giant woman has just smacked that poor little man on the head with her glass......

I have no idea why I took this..... for the girls viewing my blog? Yeah we shall go with that reason.

Nice dancing Bjorn :P

I was going to stay online and take some pictures of the next event but for some reason I disconnected and couldn't log back in. Seemed like something was wrong with the server.

29th July 2010 - Coming Home / Making Money Though Online Gaming / Flo's Boat Party

2010-07-29T06:06:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today I was woken up at my sisters house by my nephews and brother in law. I have been down in London the past week visiting my family and friends. It was what I needed. A part of me wants to move back to my hometown Harrow in London. I miss things like the London tube, seeing my old friends at the student bar The Junction and just being in a familiar place. I would miss Blackpool though. I don't think the security companies have as much of a laugh as the guys from Northern Security and I don't want to go back to a job like stacking shelves. I enjoy being a bouncer but I don't think I would down south. Also, in London sure I have a few friends still there but I have loads in Blackpool and we are always having nights out in the town. Plus prices up here are nothing compared to London.

I was so tired and had to travel to Victoria coach station to catch my bus to take me home. Thankfully its a good thing I was so tired. I fell asleep on the coach and woke up at Preston which is basically down the road from Blackpool so it kind of cut out the boring seven hour ride. When I woke up, Northern Security phoned me with some good news. My boss has found me a better door to work (More hours) which pays a lot more. Now I can save my money for even bigger pointless things!

I got home and found myself having to climb through the toilet window as all of my housemates were out and I had forgotten my key. I had to say to my next door neighbor "Look im not a criminal im just locked out of the house. After squeezing through the tiny window I could hear her in the garden laughing. My bedroom was an absolute mess so I decided to tidy it up for a little while, looks much better now. Back to watching American Dad and blogging about online games!

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Making Money Through Online Gaming

The title of this sounds too good to be true doesn't it? Well ok its not exactly easy but if your a smart person and a good online gamer, it can become a reality with an online game Entropia Universe.

After running out of ammo from defeating the bog monster, Delluzeonist

decided it would be better to just piss in the bushes from now on

Now, in Entropia you real life bank account is linked to the game. So you can click to deposit some money and then click to withdraw money back into your real life account. People decide to play the game in search for a way to quit their weekday jobs and it can be done but the problem with this game is that you need to spend money to make money and you wont make any money until much later in the future.

When I signed up, I deposited $20 which gave me 200 PED (PED is the in game currency) and I was able to buy a car, a basic weapon and some decent armor. I soon found out though that by killing monsters you end up in the negative. Each weapon burns ammo. For example my weapon does 7 damage but burns 200 ammo. So it costs me about 2200 ammo to kill one monster. It costs 1 PED to buy 10000 ammo and you dont make that one PED back by killing four or five monsters. On top of that, you have to pay for your weapon to be repaired after a while.

When Delluzeonist found out that the price of petrol meant that he would have to

sell his house to fill up his car, he decided the best way to get fuel would be

to syphon it from other vehicles. Luckily no one wants to mess with a guy

syphoning fuel holding a gun and dressed in armor.

There is a silver lining though. I have seen a gun on the auction house for 100 PED which does 26 Damage and only burns 400 Ammo. This means that I will be able to kill a lot more monsters with less ammo and hopefully be able to break even at least on the repair and ammo costs. The only problem is, that it meens I have to deposit another $10 which I cant do for another three weeks due to problems with my bank unrelated to the game.

Now, some people do not want to deposit money into the game and there are ways to make money from scratch. The most well known being sweating.

Delluzeonist: OI! Prick! Give me all teh PED in the register!

Shop Owner: Delluzeonist, thats not a gun, its a tool for harvesting

sweat from monsters.....

Delluzeonist: ...... FINE! Gimme all of teh sweat on your body!

Sweating takes ages to make any money and you die over and over again. You have to walk up to a monster shoving what looks like a gun in its face and keep pulling the trigger until eventually you gather some sweat from it. It will take you a few hours before you gather enough sweat to sell to another player for about 3 PED which buys you...... FUCK ALL!

If you want to have fun in this game and have a chance of making money from doing something entertaining like killing stuff, then you have no choice but to deposit at least $30 to start you off which will give you 300 PED. Here is the things you will need to buy.....

> A vehicle - Valkery MK1's sell for about 140 PED on the auction house
> A Rifle - CB13 / CB19 Assault rifles would be your best bet they sell for about 100 PED each
> A Scope - Buy the lowest price one on the auction house. They sell for about 20 - 30 PED
> A suit of basic armor - You can buy the armor from a market terminal
> 20000 ammo to get you started - You can buy it from a market terminal for 2 PED

With these items you can head to the swamp camp and kill creatures just west of the base next to the lake. Hopefully you will break even on the repair and ammo costs of your gun.... maybe make a little more...... hopefully.

Even if all you do is break even with the money you make, it is still a very fun game to play. It has decent graphics, good gameplay and a massive community. it can also be played in first or third person modes but you only get a cross hair and can only use the scope in first person mode. I really wouldn't bother sweating. it isn't a good enough source of income in game.

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My Twinity Life

I went on Twinity tonight for the first time in ages. I had a look at where everyone was and wasnt surprised to find that Flo was holding another house party and pretty much everyone in Twinity was there. So I went photo nuts!

Looks like the clone out of Hitman before he put on some muscle

Whenever you enter Flo's place, you gotta prepare yourself for the fact that

he is usually at least half naked

Its always a good atmosphere at Flo's Boat. I would say its one of the most

popular places in Twinity

"If a girl isnt half naked make sure shes wearing some sort of see through material!"

- Twinity Design Staff

A party just isnt a party until Delluzeonist gets naked!

Well anyway Flo's boat was a good laugh but I thought I better take some pictures of the ongoing events. I got a message from my friend Carolyn telling me that there was a party in London park. I could only take a couple of decent pictures. A lot of people were away from the keyboard or they kept speaking (I hate speech bubbles in my pictures) However Carolyn said that it was a good thing I managed to get a few as it was going to be her last event in London as she was going to virtually move to Miami basically. Heh.

Parachuting in falling through the air hitting a sheep with an inflatable shark before

dropping to the stage and bursting into a air guitar solo, its DELLUZEONIST!

You don't get more awesome than that.

This is the only photo I got of these guys where is didn't look like the guy in the

blue had his hand up the other guys arse.

I wanted to go to the quiz tonight that was supposed to be another boys vs girls thing but I turned up to find that not only was it just a normal quiz, but the quiz bot had broken. So I left and decided to use the fly command to explore the outside areas of some of the apartments.

My boat is bigger Flo :P

I think this town is supposed to be amsterdam or something. I really hope that

Twinity make this into a proper area the rivers look awesome.

16th July 2010 - Bouncing Around / Short Twinity photoshoot

2010-07-16T19:27:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today I decided to shave off my beard and get a shorter hair cut for work. I realized I need to look a lot smarter being a bouncer. Especially working a posh area like Polton. All of my female friends around my age said I looked a lot better with a beard and long shaggy hair but im trying to impress my boss who is neither young or female unfortunately.

I met up with my ex girlfriend around 4:00pm to give her what was left of her stuff round mine. Was kind of hard meeting up with her and not being with her. I get attached to girls kinda quickly when I go out with them. It was nice to just hang out with her though. It was nice of her to come all the way to mine and actually spend time hanging out with me. I really need a girlfriend. I miss having someone to cuddle and just hang out with.

Anyway, I got to work early as my boss could only give me a lift at 8:00pm when I had to be in at work at 9:00pm. I didnt mind though, I like working the Matrix bar, all the staff are really friendly and I get all the free coke I can drink. Yes thats drink, not sniff up my nose coke.

Look how mean I look working the door!

It was a fairly eventful night. There was a group of kids trying to start a fight with some customers and when the customers retaliated the kids called their steroid fed dads so there was a bit of pushing and shoving for a while. I got a girls number who actually tried sending me a message on Match.com but I wasn't prepared to spend £20 just so I could read messages and I got to laugh at a guy trying to take a girl home with him then realizing she was completely wasted.

After work, my Boss and the owner of the security company came to pick me up and took me to another club where I got a free drink and allowed access to the leftovers of a buffet! Bliss! It saved me some money on getting a take away after work. I was starving. I don't get it though, a girl had an 18th birthday party with a huge buffet full of some of the most expensive foods Blackpool had to offer and her and her mates left almost all of it! No worry a lot of it was devoured by some hungry bouncers and their boss.

On the way home we dropped off the owner of the company first. His house was amazing. Life is good for some people. Maybe one day I will live in a big house with loads of land....... yeah when pigs fucking fly!

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My Twinity Life

I didn't get much time in Twinity today. When I got home from work I did manage to log in for a little while to attend the party at The Counts Club. There was plenty of dancing and even a pole show from one of the girls but everyone was quiet...... too quiet. Not much talking was happening in the room but then again it meant I got to take some awesome pictures! :D

Pale creatures of the night enjoy a dance from time to time

Is she creeped out by the dancing or just enjoying the show?

DJ Delluzeonist....... he's fucking shit!

Now thats what im talking about! It doesn't matter where you

are in Twinity, there is a girl pole dancing.

See above comment XD

15th July 2010 - What to buy what to buy? / Girls vs Boys quiz

2010-07-15T19:25:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Today I had lots of free time. I was supposed to meet up with my ex girlfriend to give her some of her stuff back but she was busy today. I was sitting on my laptop with fuck all to do until I mentioned to my landlord Tom (who I live with) that I was bored and he invited me to go check out some bikes with him and his dad seeing as im thinking of getting one.

We got to the bike shop and I saw two really nice ones. One was an actual 125cc bike and the other was a really nice looking 125cc moped. Both would cost £1500 including a helmet. So I just need a decision but im going to shop around first and see if I cant see anything cheaper. To be honest there was a bike I really wanted. It was a japanese styled racing bike but was only 125cc so it costs nothing to run and you can drive it with a CBT license. Only problem was that the bike cost £4000.

Me and Tom got home and waited for Steve to get in from work before going to the pub for dinner. I didn't have any food in and I really couldn't be bothered going shopping today. I left the pub pretty early though. After I had my food, I felt kinda bloated so came home for a lie down and ended up sleeping for a couple of hours.

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My Twinity Life

A quiz was being held today between boys and girls. I turned up for a laugh as I wanted to take some pictures of what I thought was going to be an interesting event. It turned out to be quite dull. In the end the teams turned out to be me versus about ten girls. One of the girls (Carolyn) was inhuman. By the time I finished reading the question she had already answered it. Was very frustrating. The fact that I was slightly tipsy didnt help much either. But as you can see from my pictures, I made a valiant effort to bring home the trophy for the lads.

NELSON MANDELA!

Ok, at some point I must get a answer right if I keep screaming it

Anyway, after the quiz (well more like half way through as I got fed up with Mrs perfect answering questions in milliseconds) I went over to Louis and Darks Nightclub where there was a "party" going on. Ok when you hold a party why does everyone just stand around looking miserable? I felt like screaming "DANCE MINIONS! DANCE!" Ok maybe I did scream it a few times......
Nah in all honesty is was a lot more fun than the quiz. Me and Janet had a good laugh exploring the area of the garden full of uploaded items that were too big to be Twinity furniture. It was like being lost in wonderland with my Twinity character.

She got away with not having "DANCE MINIONS! DANCE! screamed at

her thanks to her cute smile

Its not a party until a half naked girl turns up!

I wonder what the guy in the background staring into the distance

is thinking about.....

Its not a party until Delluzeonists awesome dancing creates smoke!

Janet and Delluzeonist lost in wonderland

14th July 2010 - No word about work / Party at Jo's Cool Breeze

2010-07-15T08:26:00.000-07:00

Struggling Through Reality

Still no word from Northern Security about work this weekend. They keep putting me on the door in Polton which means I keep having to get lifts to and from work. I wish they would put me on a door closer to home. I really miss working the prom in Blackpool. All the girls in their skimpy costumes and the awesome party atmosphere. In Polton im stuck dealing with underage kids and posh fuckers. I actually had a girl the other week telling me to open the fucking door for her.

Anyway again, I was bored all day. There is fuck all to do. I was going to go out on my bike and try to lose some weight but the heavens opened and it started pissing it down with rain. So I was stuck inside playing online games again. Although, it did make me realize how badly I need a new laptop. Even Twinity lags slightly and its not like thats a very high spec game. I managed to play Face Of Mankind for a bit in the evening to find out the game is kind of dying. There are hardly any players online anymore and the game has been overtaken by arseholes that don't understand roleplay and just kill new players for no reason because they enjoy annoying people. So I found myself in the virtual world of Twinity again.

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My Twinity Life

Well I decided to make an outdoor area for my apartment. Hopefully, I am going to create a way to walk down to the beach without using the bloody fly command. With the help of Bjorn making me custom items for the place it should look really good when its finished.

Jo messaged me while I was online. She was holding another house party so I went to visit her. She's created a massive outdoor area. Its so big that you cant see the end of the garden from the entrance as the graphics wont appear that far away. Quite impressive. The party was good although we had a problem getting the music to play for a while.

After the party I went back to my place and did as much decorating to my outside area as possible. I couldn't do a lot, I ran out of 400cm frames and didn't really want to spend too much on globals in one day.