Tuesday, 23 November 2010

23rd November 2010 - Gamer Chicks - IT'S MY SEX PYRAMID!

Struggling Through Reality


Gamer Chicks - Fuck Them! Ok so I had a cute friend on Twinity who was a girl. I wont name names but she was totally nuts! Let me explain. We will just call my friend "Mrs X"


It all started when I had a female friend round my apartment. We were discussing things about Twinity and where to place furniture when some random girl showed up and started saying I was a pervert. I had no idea who she was so I thought "Fuck it" and booted her out. It turns out, that was a alternate character created by Mrs X to spy on me. She then messaged me saying I kicked her out because me and my friend were going to have cybersex. Which isn't true as she's my friend Flo's girlfriend.


Anyway, I sorted it out and things went back to normal. But whenever I took off my clothes in game to have a laugh or to bother actual cybersexers, she would turn up and have a go at me calling me a pervert again. This went on for the past few days and I just about had enough of her childish way of thinking.


Today in Twinity, I decided to make a music video of me running into places where people are cybersexing nude shouting "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!" and video taping it to make a funny Twinity music video to the teenage mutant ninja turtle theme song



GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!

I got this idea when I posted a picture on the Twinity Facebook and somone responded with a picture of sand ninjas. The picture is of me sneaking up on some cybersexers about to pounce and the picture that someone posted was a picture saying "Just when you think its safe to go to the beach..... SAND NINJAS!"



Anyway, Mrs X found me making this video and thought that I was cybersexing again and so she went ballistic at me..... AGAIN! This time I tried explaining what I was actually doing but she didn't believe me and started insulting me so I removed her from friends and asked her nicely not to message me. She then kept messaging me until I finally lost my temper and insulted her. She then sent a screenshot of me insulting her to the admin team so now im expecting a ban. Nice. Fucking female gamers. Cant live with em cant live without them.


The moral of this story is.......


Girl gamers are either blokes, ugly, completely fucked up in the head or really nice but live a million miles away with husbands.
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My Twinity Life


Today I decided to take as many pictures as possible..... which didn't happen but anyway! My first trip was to the Red Admiral Lounge Bar. I have no idea who was hosting the event but I managed to get some good shots and it was a nice laid back atmosphere.


Half Naked Background Girls.... Always A Win

Special Appearance From BJORN!

Half Naked Girl Close Up Shot.... Also A Win

That Hat And Vest Don't Match..... I think The Girls Agree 

Best Pic I Took At This Place...... Wish That Girl Had
Gotten Out Of The Way

Well I did a lot of work on my island pad after the party. Looking really good now. I have started developing a Halo full size diorama. Screenshots will be posted when its finished! Anyway, Jose invited me to one of his parties held in Dancers In London so I went to that to take some more pics. Jose usually dresses smart so thought I could get a few good ones of him.

Drinking Piss Out Of A Martini Glass.... Cant Beat It

Jose Looking Sharp As Always. Almost As Sharp As
My Third Leg When Im In My Birthday Suit

Jose's Private Security.... Thats Right Don't Mess

I Don't Usually Upload Pictures With Speech Bubbles In
Them But This Is A Fantastic Shot

After the second party of the day, I did some more work to my island. My friend Callie was telling me how she ruined her place when she was drunk so I offered to build her a mansion on my island and she could move in with me. So I started work on the building which took me a long time but I finally finished it. Just some finishing touches to do and I will upload some screen shots of it. She was also saying she had no room for her pyramid so I think I am going to put her mansion on its own island so she can have her pyramid too. I went to check it out and claimed it as "MY SEX PYRAMID!"

YEAH! THATS RIGHT BABY!

It was getting late in the day but an Ibiza party was happening. I didn't know any people there so I took pictures of them anyway.

Very Nice Pose. Almost Like She Is Saying "Get That
Fucking Camera Out Of My Face!"

At Lest The Local Stoned People Were Friendly

Good Dance Moves All round..... Even Friar Tuck 
(The Guy In The Cloak In The Background)

A Nice Picture Of Everyone. Probably The Best
Group Picture I Have Taken

My photography work done in Twinity for the day, I stole everything in sight and retreated back to my lair. Mwahahahaha!

Monday, 22 November 2010

22nd November 2010 - Back And Blogging - Blue Dancing Alien Chicks Are Hot!

Struggling Through Reality


Well im back! I had a nice holiday! HAHA! Well im back by popular demand. A lot of you from Twinity have sent me messages asking when my blogging would start again so here I am. Sorry for the downtime.


I got up at about 5:00pm today and had a quick play on perfect world online (review to follow). I have no idea why the game isn't amazing but the theme tune really makes me want to play it. I love it.


Perfect World Online Theme Song With Some Screenshots

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My Twinity Life

Well not much going on to start with. I spent the most of the start of my Twinity day decorating my place and looking for more stuff from 3D Warehouse to upload for only one global XD

I checked the events to see if anything was going on and the most populated area was Zalinaz. I've never heard of it before so I decided to check it out. It turned out to be one of the old cubes in the long forgotten area Bitropollis. I used to have a cube as well but I decided I didn't really need it. I should of kept it because they seem to be quite rare now.


Nerd girls..... some times cute and good dancers!

Do you think the idiot in the background knows that he
is facing the wrong way for the picture?

On the left, that isn't a bubble animation thats the bloke
farting after drinking too much bubble bath. He thought 
no one would notice.....

Vampire Queen looking hot as usual.... and on a stripper
pole? Yeah it took me a..... while to take this shot......

They are all idiots.... and soon shall be 
MY FUCKING MINIONS!

Damn..... so close to an upskirt shot

Well after I got sick of taking pictures of dancing idiots I for some reason decided to go surround myself in yet more idiots in the Twinity Welcome Area. I met Flo and Bjorn there who were playing with some dangerous toys. Flo gave me a M16 so I had fun running around pointing it at new players XD I also got some good shots of Bjorn looking cool.

I am Ninja they cannot see me.....

Oh shit! they have seen me!

DIE FUCKERS! DIE!

*Cough* .....Anyway! Not much else was happening until late so I decided to go back to decorating my apartment.... well ok..... its more of an entire island now thanks to Flo and his video on how to upload stuff from 3D Warehouse. Secret houses, hidden caves..... and soon im going to build...... A FUCKING SKI SLOPE! Also, I plan to build a missile base for targeting Flo's Boat.

After enough hours passed, I checked what the most populated area was and it was a place called Seaker's (Not as in a group of seakers as in there is some one called Seaker and its their place. Anyway, I went to check it out and was shocked. Its awesome! One of my fave places in Twinity and it makes my island look like a shit hole.





The planets gravitational pull made her head swell up so she
had to rely on her headphones to keep it the proper shape

Jose was actually dancing but it looks more like he is
explaining his thoughts on life

Cute girls in a sci-fi setting dancing? Nerd paradise I think!

One of Bjorn's creations...... I love him so very much for
bringing me a hot alien chick in a cage!

Now I was thinking "What the Fuck Is That Thing And
Is It Going To Eat Me?" but I thought "Fuck It" and
enjoyed dancing with it...... until I got bored and
shot it in the face with an M16 Flo gave me

The Monkey looks scared to be honest. So he should be
I have already informed the government about these
mutated freaks. His days are numbered!

Yes the queen of the dancing freaks sits on her chair while
they entertain her..... im not talking about the monkey,
Jose and Bjorn are just out of frame XD

This is me expressing my thoughts about Bjorn's latest
invention in Twinity..... FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

After dancing with the beautiful blue alien chick for an hour or so, I returned to my island to call it a day. Good Night Twinity