Struggling Through Reality
Today I woke up at Wayne's house which is where I stayed last night. Well I didn't just wake up once, first i was awoken by his girlfriends alarm...... twice! She got ready and left for work after the second alarm but Wayne's alarm was going off all morning as well! I also got a phone call from Northern Security to work. I said yes, then realized that I was still drunk, only slept for three hours and had some thing else to do today. Ugh shame really, could of done with some extra cash.
On my way home, I was about to cross the road, the car coming towards the corner I was stood on didn't indicate so I started to cross and found him almost hitting me. I shouted "Fucking indicate!" in which he replied (I should mention this guy was a steroid munching fucking arsehole bastad) "Fuck you, you stuck up cunt fuck off and next time I will beat the shit out of you!" I stopped walking, turned round smiled and said in a calm voice "Im a bouncer, fucking try it, I eat steroid munching council estate fucktards for breakfast" .........ok so thats not what I said but thats what I was thinking when I mumbled "Fuck off" and walked away. To be honest if he had started it would of been a bad idea as I had a box containing a loaded high power co2 propelled semi automatic pistol with a 16 round magazine fully loaded with .177 metal pellets. Would of loved to fuck up his face with it. Then again laughing as you rip out his wind pipe with your teeth is more fun sometimes...... Fucking steroid mutant fucks.
I told the police about my confrontation. This is their artists picture of what the man
who threatened me might look like.
Anyway, I got home and did....... hmmmm let me see....... FUCK ALL for the rest of the day! Nothing interesting really happens to me on my days off and I don't really blog much when im working because I normally end up in some sort of strip club until four in the morning drinking with other bouncers.
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My Twinity Life
Well today I noticed loads of people in Miami, I hadn't visited it yet and I thought..... Miami beach, girls in bikinis, dancing....... IM FUCKING THERE! It was entertaining to say the least. Twinity did an awesome job on the map. I spent lots of my time standing on a fishing boat waving at people on the beach and trying to avoid the sharks...... yes there are Twinity sharks now. I suppose every world, even virtual ones need to be slightly dangerous although the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy states that earth is mostly harmless so Twinity is still pretty much harmless according to the greatest book ever written.
I couldn't get many good pictures, all the half naked girls kept running away, people wouldn't shut up so there were speech bubbles everywhere and every now and again the sharks grew legs and had a snack on the legs of the Twinity citizens dancing........ kidding....... or am I?
Haha Flo! I found a bigger boat! Top that you boat dwelling bastad! LOL
As you can see everyone was so excited they just couldn't stop dancing.....
This picture of Carolyn is probably one of the best pictures I have taken in Twinity
Too Sexy? He obviously hasn't seen me in my underwear..... so I followed him around in my underwear for a good thirty minutes
Well, after the Miami beach party, I got an invite from Monica to visit....... I have forgotten the place name. if anyone knows it, please tell me. Anyway I got some great shots for her.
Thankfully it wasn't a saussage fest but this screenshot makes it look like one
Thats more like it! Girls so hot they need ice cream to cool them down!
Another good shot of Carolyn..... I feel like a stalker
Hmmm a giant woman has just smacked that poor little man on the head with her glass......
I have no idea why I took this..... for the girls viewing my blog? Yeah we shall go with that reason.
Nice dancing Bjorn :P
I was going to stay online and take some pictures of the next event but for some reason I disconnected and couldn't log back in. Seemed like something was wrong with the server.
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