Wednesday, 25 August 2010

25th august 2010 - Nothing Much To Report / Miami Photoshoot Event

Struggling Through Reality


Well not much happened today. Not much at all to report. I spent most of my time on my computer. Got up fairly late in the day. I stayed up late last night playing Twinity. I did a lot of work today on my online gaming community SkrynetGaming I wanted to create my own community like facebook and youtube combined with no annoying adverts or stupid people posting on your wall that they watered their crops in a virtual world that you couldn't give two fucking shits about. I will post a link on my blog when it is ready for launch, I want to get some content on it first.


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My Twinity Life


Well not a good day for me on Twinity at all. I recently bought a new apartment and moved all my stuff from my old apartment to my new one to find out after spending hours working on it that areas of the area were bugged. Whenever I textured certain areas of it, the textures would reset after I re-entered the room. I wasn't happy and ended up having a go at Monica which I didn't mean to do I was just annoyed. She gave me some globals to get another apartment though so I went back to my old floor plan as I can make it so people can go outside the scenery and back inside without using the fly command which Twinity might be taking out of the game when it finishes open beta.


I decided to get to work to earn some much needed globals after wasting a lot of the ones monica gave me buying a new bike and my old floor plan back so I went to Chez Valintino where a matchmaking event was going on. Monica invited me to dance but an old bald man jumped onto the animation before me to dance with the attractive 3D avatar. If I had a global for every time that happened I wouldn't need to do the photography job LOL!


Anyway, after taking some pictures the matchmaker sent me a private message saying that I had been especially requested by someone...... it was Monica ^_^


Nice to see me and Monica kiss and make up :P

Congratulations you have won the creepiest looking couple award! :D

I don't think that girl wants to dance...... hahaha

The bald guy on the left is the one who stole my dance from
Monica..... he will regret the day >:D

This girl looked shocked when she saw the maniac with the
camera taking pictures of her..... me

Anyway later on in the night, Monica messaged me saying that there was an important event I should attend. It was a photography event. People were all wearing shirts saying things like "Twinity says relax" and we all had to stand on a boat while some people took pictures. I don't meen to be big headed but my screenshots are usually pretty awesome so I decided to take some as well for the Twinity staff.

Masterchief likes to have a smoke every now and again. He said
it helps him relax when he's sniping innocent people.... I mean
alien zombies.....

A very cool pose..... the problem with it is the guy was moving
his arms from left to right..... looked very strange but looks
very cool as a picture :P

This was meant to be the photographer..... standing way away
from the people he was taking pictures of. Ok he may
look more professional but you cant beat my charm ;)

The people were gathered and looking really excited about their
awesome new T-Shirts.....

More and more people gathered for the pictures and the
excitement could hardly be contained LOL!

There is always one happy nut case bouncing around on top
of a boat showing how proud he is of his new free T-Shirt

After the Photography event I went back to my apartment to rebuild my once proud awesome place. Soon it will be even better than before..... soon. I will post some screenshots when its finished.

Monday, 16 August 2010

16th August 2010 - Room Finally Clean / Party In Berlin's Heart

Struggling Through Reality


Well today I finally got round to cleaning my room. I had nothing else to do and my feet are still hurting from doing three long shifts over the weekend so I didn't feel like going out or doing anything that required too much walking. There is still a bit to do but I filled three rubbish bags. Thats how much crap was laying around my bedroom. Im thinking of buying some new furniture and rearranging my room slightly. I don't know, I need to pay off Tom first. I owe him a lot of rent before I can start spending money on myself again.


I talked to my friend Liz in America today for a good long while which was nice. I haven't been able to speak to her as much lately as I have been very busy with one thing and another..... mostly work. Im thinking of asking for a plane ticket for christmas I really want to be able to finally meet her..... thinking about a holiday to America for my twenty second birthday..... that would be sweet.


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My Twinity Life


Ok so I have decided to build a restaurant based on one that I visited in disney land paris called "The Blue Lagoon". It was awesome, I loved the fact that it was inside but it felt like you were outside due to the high ceiling being painted black. Its going to cost a lot in 400cm frames to create in game but I think I can pull it off.


"The Blue Lagoon Restaurant In Real Life"

As you can see from the screenshot, it isn't going to be easy. Anyway, after working on my apartment for  a little while I was visited by a girl who was just exploring and decided to get on one of my strip poles in my room and give me a quick show. Result!

"Private pole shows..... never a bad thing!"

Well after enjoying the pole show for a good half an hour, I decided I should probably do what Monica is paying me for and attend some events to take some really nice pictures. Nothing was going on that I could see on the events bored as some idiot had spammed the bored with the same thing every hour all evening. However, I messaged Bjorn and he told me he was having a party in the heart of Berlin which you will see from the following screenshots is a very cool area. I have no idea how he got this area but it is very cool.

"This was taken standing on a floating rock looking down at some of
Bjorn's handy work. The guy is really talented"

"Another nice screenshot of the landscape of
the heart of Berlin"

"People getting their groove on underneath
what looks like Bjorn's alien command center"

"I am one with the universe..... if you go to this area,
look at the floor around the globe. It looks like a
myan calender which is kinda creepy in a way"

"Ok an angel with green wings..... Bjorn's place
is very strange"

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

11th August 2010 - Taking Back The British Museum / Quiet Time In Twinity

Struggling Through Reality


Today I was going to finally get round to cleaning my room but I checked my downloading torrents this morning and an old game I used to play called Hellgate London had finished downloading so it didn't happen in the end. Its a shame that they took the Hellgate London servers down so you can only play it single player now it was by far the best MMOFPS I have ever played. Fast paced, awesome gameplay, great community and for a change its a game that was based in england for a change as opposed to America / China.


I spent most of my day playing Hellgate London. One of the best missions in game is when you get to go to the British museum and wipe out a load of demons. Its great, when you take down the "boss" monster all these super tough monsters spawn and your supposed to just run away...... any gamers that know me knows that im the one usually running towards the super strong monsters with a hunting knife and a hand grenade so I decided to make a montage video of me absolutely wiping the floor with demon body parts and blood.



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My Twinity Life

I have no idea why Twinity has been so quiet recently. No much was happening again tonight either. I attended Monica's garage sale for a little while after getting in from the pub. She was wearing a very nice bunny outfit which has always been one of my favorite costumes on girls :P

After Monica's garage sale, she came round to my place to have a look at some of the pictures of me I had plastered across the walls. My home is looking pretty good now. Im currently building a huge hall type of room. No idea what I am going to use it for yet but im sure I will find a use for it.

Anyway, there was a small party going on, only problem is that I cant remember what the location's name was. A lot of people were there though including Bjorn, Vampire Queen and I think Flo had made a female avatar as there was a girl called "Flo's Princess".....

"Angels and Demons meeting for a drink and a dance.....
Doesn't get stranger than that"

"It looks like the cigarettes the barman was smoking last
night have become quite popular. By the look of the girl's
face it looks like she has been smoking one too"

 
"The pole dancer wasn't wearing a very skimpy outfit but
when she took this pose I ended up getting a very nice view ;)"

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

10th August 2010 - Starting A Gaming Community / Face Of Mankind Game Review / Partying At Counts Club Again

Struggling Through Reality

Today I did sweet fuck all. People must of left early in the morning because the house was empty apart from Tom and Becks when I woke up. Much to my disappointment, all of the balloons from last night had been popped and were laying in a pile of balloon corpses in the middle of the living room.

I did decide to set up a gaming clan today called SkrynetGaming. I did a bit of work to the forums. Its not finished yet but when it is I will post a link on my blog page to it. Im trying to make a community rather than a clan. Something that clans can join and still remain independent so eventually lots of clans will be working together waving the same flag in a way. Kind of like when America became the United States Of America. I want to create a place where clans can work together and play games to have fun without having to deal with sad fucks that insult people and play a game 24 / 7 just so they can kill newbies and feed their massive egos. More info on the community to come.....

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Face Of Mankind Game Review


Gameplay 8 / 10


Now this game has got some things missing from the gameplay. For example, your character in most online shooing game be it MMOFPS or MOFPS moves a lot faster than what they do in Face Of Mankind. I don't mean just running speed but moving side to side in Face Of Mankind is very slow compared to other Massive Multiplayer First Person Shooters I have played like Hellgate London, Tabula Rasa and Huxley.



"A good screenshot demonstrating the excellent Graphics and GUI"



The game isn't as fast paced as what it could / should be and it doesn't work like a third person shooter should. I know its not supposed to be like counter strike as its a totally different style of game. The problem is, the damage that weapons do isn't great enough. Because things like head shots don't effect people as much as they should, most battles consist of loads of players running round in circles with each other shooting randomly. When your in third person or on the outside of a fight looking in, it looks retarded. if a headshot meant one hit kill, there would be a lot more skill involved in the game and there would actually be proper sniper fights and people ducking behind scenery a lot more.


All this in consideration, even now after playing Face Of Mankind for years, I still get an adrenalin rush when I enter a fight with another player. One problem that I have found though is that there seems to be some sort of collection of items that everybody uses. Everyone uses the same gun, booster items and armor in fights because a certain combination provides the best stats. I haven't yet been told this combination of items and let into the secrets of PVP so I suffer but I want to play a sniper class of character rather than a spastic that runs about in circles shooting at the floor. However, playing a sniper is pretty much impossible solo unless you finish off guys that other guys have shot a few times first.


Graphics 9 / 10

The graphics are brilliant. I don't know what engine is used or how the game is developed but the graphics look very smooth, the textures are at a good quality and it can be run on a low spec computer without a problem! I like the way that the scenery is also simple. I hate it when online games try to put too much detail into scenery such as grasslands with tiny objects scattered around the floor to try and make your surroundings look more interesting as all it does is make the game lag. The developers of Face Of Mankind have kept the scenery simple and yet the surroundings still draw your attention and look interesting and colorful.

Community 4 / 10

The community is pretty horrible. There are quite a few players but not enough players that know what they are doing for the game to work correctly. For example the Law Enforcement Department are supposed to keep players safe in areas such as New York City but there is hardly a police officer to be seen when you get shot at. The problem is that most people join the game, don't understand role playing and just want to run around killing people for no reason.

There are rules and regulations that you have to follow in factions but it looks like the leaders have given up on the hordes of newbies that are joining and ignoring the rules. Also there are some groups such as "Built" that contain leetist fucks (Leetist means someone who takes games seriously and when they kill someone on a game it feeds their real life ego) that just go around killing newbies and players for no reason. They seem to get joy from annoying people as when you message one asking why they killed you, you tend to get replies such as "Shut up noob" or "cry more kiddy" or my fave "come back when your leet like me noob". 

This game is full of assholes and the only time that admins step in is when people threaten you with real life actions. The admins don't give two shits about players winding up others for their own amusement.

Administration 4 / 10

The administrators are good at updating the game, creating add ons, holding events and things like that but when it comes to a players well being they couldn't give two fucking shits.

The game is free to play but if you make more than one account all your accounts on your IP are banned instantly unless you pay for a premium account. My housemate and me couldn't play for free because Face of Mankind refused to accept the fact that house shares of young males you enjoy gaming exist and that there is no way that two people in the same house might want to play the game at the same time. Fucking idiots.

The administration need to concentrate more on people in the game. If the "Built" unit joined a game I hosted and started ruining it for new players because they get a thrill out of taking fun away from other people and being selfish fucking cunts I would ban them instantly. All of them. The admin team need to fucking wake up, have more of a presence in game and stop people resorting to real life threats by punishing the people winding them up in the first place.

Overall Score 7 / 10

The game is worth a try just make sure you are thick skinned and don't mind being killed over and over again until you get good at player versus player battles. 

If you give this game a go I suggest joining the LED, GOM or FDC as they have the friendliest people in their factions and give good help to newbies. You can also go to Necars field to hunt aliens if you get fed up with players always kicking your ass.

If the admins do something about the assholes in game, the higher ups in factions abusing their powers and the lack of safe areas, it would be a great improvement and would really boost this games rating in my opinion.

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My Twinity Life

Not much was happening again tonight on Twinity as at one in the morning the server is going down for maintenance so not many people bothered creating events. However, there was another event being held at "The Counts Club" tonight the party was a lot bigger with a lot more people which means a lot more awesome screenshots.

Carolyn was there as well. See some people would say im her stalker but I choose to believe that she just reads my mind from some where else in the world and appears the places I visit before I get there. Maybe using some sort of interstella mind communication device sitting in her spaceship throne room surrounded by..... ok Dell starting to sound crazy just stop there.....

Anyway, there were pole dancers, men running round in mankinis, a bartender smoking what looked like a spliff, nude girls and of course a party couldn't be a party without Bjorn entering through the door and shouting "Hi @ All!" he could be a super evil bad guy. Imagine that entrance if he had an army behind him carrying a death laser kicking in the door, swaggering in and shouting "HI @ ALL!" LOL!
I think it beats scarface's "Say hello to my little friend".

"Some fancy footwork and fancy dancing!"

"Not a great shot but I liked it because it looks like she is about to
put her hand over the camera lens before trying to escape more
photos. A proper paparazzi shot! LOL!"

"Assume the UFO abduction position!"

"This is my new fave screenshot I have ever taken. Took me ages
to get it perfect I must of looked like a proper pervert
standing there watching her dance for ages"

"God knows what this customer is thinking. To be honest he looks
like the type that sold the barman that "Cigarette" hahaha"

"I thought my blog contained too many pictures of girls half naked
so I thought I would post something for the ladies..... this isn't
mr by the way"

"Delluzeonist decided he was a bigger fan of the video entitled
two girls one pole rather than two girls on cup"


Monday, 9 August 2010

9th August 2010 - Eoin's Birthday / Quiet Night In Twinity

Struggling Through Reality


I woke up today at about lunch time with the sounds of a little person and people downstairs. As I got out of bed I realized that today was Eoin's birthday. Eoin being the one year old son of Becks. So I went down to join in with the festivities and ended up having a pack of balloons thrown at me so I got to work.


Between me, Tom and Becks, we managed to blow up about seventy five balloons which pretty much covered the floor. When Beck's brother Chris and his girlfriend showed up, people decided that more balloons were needed so they left for the shop straight away and came back with another five hundred balloons! I swear you don't need drugs or drink to make your head spin when you have that many balloons to blow up. 


A few hours later and the living room was completely full of balloons. Eoin was having the time of his life running around and getting lost in all of them. In the end, Robin couldn't resist it any longer and submerged herself in the balloons. To be honest every single adult on the planet would love a room full of balloons I don't care what they say. 


"Im older, I should of known better but crawling around a room full of balloons was
the best fun I have had in years"

When Eoin eventually went to bed, everyone was a bit drunk so we had a good evening of the laser machine, the strobe light and a room of balloons. After a while I went and got my pellet gun and me, Steve and Rianna had a laugh throwing balloons across the room and shooting them out of the air. I also found a way any Live Action Role Play group could increase their numbers very quickly.....

"Possibly the scariest thing you would come across
at a Live Action Role Play event"

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My Twinity Life



Tonight in Twinity it was very quiet. I have no idea why or where anyone was but there were no events going on after eleven in the evening. There was an event at "The Counts Club" and it was still pretty busy so I managed to get some really good pics there before logging off due to being bored and nothing happening.


Didn't know angels liked to hang around in Gothic styled night clubs.....
Now I know where to find them, I can finally catch one :D

"Is it me or does that guy look a bit creepy as though he is about
to lounge wildly at that poor girl?"

"The guy could of made more of an effort for this picture but
the pose the girl is making is very cool :-)"

Pole dancers..... they always make a party a party

Monday, 2 August 2010

2nd August 2010 - Drunken Morning / Miami Beach Party

Struggling Through Reality


Today I woke up at Wayne's house which is where I stayed last night. Well I didn't just wake up once, first i was awoken by his girlfriends alarm...... twice! She got ready and left for work after the second alarm but Wayne's alarm was going off all morning as well! I also got a phone call from Northern Security to work. I said yes, then realized that I was still drunk, only slept for three hours and had some thing else to do today. Ugh shame really, could of done with some extra cash.


On my way home, I was about to cross the road, the car coming towards the corner I was stood on didn't indicate so I started to cross and found him almost hitting me. I shouted "Fucking indicate!" in which he replied (I should mention this guy was a steroid munching fucking arsehole bastad) "Fuck you, you stuck up cunt fuck off and next time I will beat the shit out of you!" I stopped walking, turned round smiled and said in a calm voice "Im a bouncer, fucking try it, I eat steroid munching council estate fucktards for breakfast" .........ok so thats not what I said but thats what I was thinking when I mumbled "Fuck off" and walked away. To be honest if he had started it would of been a bad idea as I had a box containing a loaded high power co2 propelled semi automatic pistol with a 16 round magazine fully loaded with .177 metal pellets. Would of loved to fuck up his face with it. Then again laughing as you rip out his wind pipe with your teeth is more fun sometimes...... Fucking steroid mutant fucks.


I told the police about my confrontation. This is their artists picture of what the man
who threatened me might look like.


Anyway, I got home and did....... hmmmm let me see....... FUCK ALL for the rest of the day! Nothing interesting really happens to me on my days off and I don't really blog much when im working because I normally end up in some sort of strip club until four in the morning drinking with other bouncers.


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My Twinity Life


Well today I noticed loads of people in Miami, I hadn't visited it yet and I thought..... Miami beach, girls in bikinis, dancing....... IM FUCKING THERE! It was entertaining to say the least. Twinity did an awesome job on the map. I spent lots of my time standing on a fishing boat waving at people on the beach and trying to avoid the sharks...... yes there are Twinity sharks now. I suppose every world, even virtual ones need to be slightly dangerous although the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy states that earth is mostly harmless so Twinity is still pretty much harmless according to the greatest book ever written.


I couldn't get many good pictures, all the half naked girls kept running away, people wouldn't shut up so there were speech bubbles everywhere and every now and again the sharks grew legs and had a snack on the legs of the Twinity citizens dancing........ kidding....... or am I?


Haha Flo! I found a bigger boat! Top that you boat dwelling bastad! LOL

As you can see everyone was so excited they just couldn't stop dancing.....

This picture of Carolyn is probably one of the best pictures I have taken in Twinity

Too Sexy? He obviously hasn't seen me in my underwear..... so I followed him around in my underwear for a good thirty minutes

Well, after the Miami beach party, I got an invite from Monica to visit....... I have forgotten the place name. if anyone knows it, please tell me. Anyway I got some great shots for her.

Thankfully it wasn't a saussage fest but this screenshot makes it look like one

Thats more like it! Girls so hot they need ice cream to cool them down!

Another good shot of Carolyn..... I feel like a stalker

Hmmm a giant woman has just smacked that poor little man on the head with her glass......

I have no idea why I took this..... for the girls viewing my blog? Yeah we shall go with that reason.
Nice dancing Bjorn :P

I was going to stay online and take some pictures of the next event but for some reason I disconnected and couldn't log back in. Seemed like something was wrong with the server.