23rd November 2010 - Gamer Chicks - IT'S MY SEX PYRAMID!

Struggling Through Reality


Gamer Chicks - Fuck Them! Ok so I had a cute friend on Twinity who was a girl. I wont name names but she was totally nuts! Let me explain. We will just call my friend "Mrs X"


It all started when I had a female friend round my apartment. We were discussing things about Twinity and where to place furniture when some random girl showed up and started saying I was a pervert. I had no idea who she was so I thought "Fuck it" and booted her out. It turns out, that was a alternate character created by Mrs X to spy on me. She then messaged me saying I kicked her out because me and my friend were going to have cybersex. Which isn't true as she's my friend Flo's girlfriend.


Anyway, I sorted it out and things went back to normal. But whenever I took off my clothes in game to have a laugh or to bother actual cybersexers, she would turn up and have a go at me calling me a pervert again. This went on for the past few days and I just about had enough of her childish way of thinking.


Today in Twinity, I decided to make a music video of me running into places where people are cybersexing nude shouting "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!" and video taping it to make a funny Twinity music video to the teenage mutant ninja turtle theme song



GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
I got this idea when I posted a picture on the Twinity Facebook and somone responded with a picture of sand ninjas. The picture is of me sneaking up on some cybersexers about to pounce and the picture that someone posted was a picture saying "Just when you think its safe to go to the beach..... SAND NINJAS!"


Anyway, Mrs X found me making this video and thought that I was cybersexing again and so she went ballistic at me..... AGAIN! This time I tried explaining what I was actually doing but she didn't believe me and started insulting me so I removed her from friends and asked her nicely not to message me. She then kept messaging me until I finally lost my temper and insulted her. She then sent a screenshot of me insulting her to the admin team so now im expecting a ban. Nice. Fucking female gamers. Cant live with em cant live without them.


The moral of this story is.......


Girl gamers are either blokes, ugly, completely fucked up in the head or really nice but live a million miles away with husbands.
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My Twinity Life


Today I decided to take as many pictures as possible..... which didn't happen but anyway! My first trip was to the Red Admiral Lounge Bar. I have no idea who was hosting the event but I managed to get some good shots and it was a nice laid back atmosphere.

Half Naked Background Girls.... Always A Win

Special Appearance From BJORN!

Half Naked Girl Close Up Shot.... Also A Win

That Hat And Vest Don't Match..... I think The Girls Agree 

Best Pic I Took At This Place...... Wish That Girl Had

Gotten Out Of The Way

Well I did a lot of work on my island pad after the party. Looking really good now. I have started developing a Halo full size diorama. Screenshots will be posted when its finished! Anyway, Jose invited me to one of his parties held in Dancers In London so I went to that to take some more pics. Jose usually dresses smart so thought I could get a few good ones of him.

Drinking Piss Out Of A Martini Glass.... Cant Beat It

Jose Looking Sharp As Always. Almost As Sharp As

My Third Leg When Im In My Birthday Suit

Jose's Private Security.... Thats Right Don't Mess

I Don't Usually Upload Pictures With Speech Bubbles In

Them But This Is A Fantastic Shot

After the second party of the day, I did some more work to my island. My friend Callie was telling me how she ruined her place when she was drunk so I offered to build her a mansion on my island and she could move in with me. So I started work on the building which took me a long time but I finally finished it. Just some finishing touches to do and I will upload some screen shots of it. She was also saying she had no room for her pyramid so I think I am going to put her mansion on its own island so she can have her pyramid too. I went to check it out and claimed it as "MY SEX PYRAMID!"

YEAH! THATS RIGHT BABY!

It was getting late in the day but an Ibiza party was happening. I didn't know any people there so I took pictures of them anyway.

Very Nice Pose. Almost Like She Is Saying "Get That

Fucking Camera Out Of My Face!"

At Lest The Local Stoned People Were Friendly

Good Dance Moves All round..... Even Friar Tuck 

(The Guy In The Cloak In The Background)

A Nice Picture Of Everyone. Probably The Best

Group Picture I Have Taken

My photography work done in Twinity for the day, I stole everything in sight and retreated back to my lair. Mwahahahaha!

22nd November 2010 - Back And Blogging - Blue Dancing Alien Chicks Are Hot!

Struggling Through Reality


Well im back! I had a nice holiday! HAHA! Well im back by popular demand. A lot of you from Twinity have sent me messages asking when my blogging would start again so here I am. Sorry for the downtime.


I got up at about 5:00pm today and had a quick play on perfect world online (review to follow). I have no idea why the game isn't amazing but the theme tune really makes me want to play it. I love it.


Perfect World Online Theme Song With Some Screenshots
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My Twinity Life
Well not much going on to start with. I spent the most of the start of my Twinity day decorating my place and looking for more stuff from 3D Warehouse to upload for only one global XD
I checked the events to see if anything was going on and the most populated area was Zalinaz. I've never heard of it before so I decided to check it out. It turned out to be one of the old cubes in the long forgotten area Bitropollis. I used to have a cube as well but I decided I didn't really need it. I should of kept it because they seem to be quite rare now.

Nerd girls..... some times cute and good dancers!

Do you think the idiot in the background knows that he

is facing the wrong way for the picture?

On the left, that isn't a bubble animation thats the bloke

farting after drinking too much bubble bath. He thought 

no one would notice.....

Vampire Queen looking hot as usual.... and on a stripper

pole? Yeah it took me a..... while to take this shot......

They are all idiots.... and soon shall be 

MY FUCKING MINIONS!

Damn..... so close to an upskirt shot

Well after I got sick of taking pictures of dancing idiots I for some reason decided to go surround myself in yet more idiots in the Twinity Welcome Area. I met Flo and Bjorn there who were playing with some dangerous toys. Flo gave me a M16 so I had fun running around pointing it at new players XD I also got some good shots of Bjorn looking cool.

I am Ninja they cannot see me.....

Oh shit! they have seen me!

DIE FUCKERS! DIE!

*Cough* .....Anyway! Not much else was happening until late so I decided to go back to decorating my apartment.... well ok..... its more of an entire island now thanks to Flo and his video on how to upload stuff from 3D Warehouse. Secret houses, hidden caves..... and soon im going to build...... A FUCKING SKI SLOPE! Also, I plan to build a missile base for targeting Flo's Boat.

After enough hours passed, I checked what the most populated area was and it was a place called Seaker's (Not as in a group of seakers as in there is some one called Seaker and its their place. Anyway, I went to check it out and was shocked. Its awesome! One of my fave places in Twinity and it makes my island look like a shit hole.

The planets gravitational pull made her head swell up so she

had to rely on her headphones to keep it the proper shape

Jose was actually dancing but it looks more like he is

explaining his thoughts on life

Cute girls in a sci-fi setting dancing? Nerd paradise I think!

One of Bjorn's creations...... I love him so very much for

bringing me a hot alien chick in a cage!

Now I was thinking "What the Fuck Is That Thing And

Is It Going To Eat Me?" but I thought "Fuck It" and

enjoyed dancing with it...... until I got bored and

shot it in the face with an M16 Flo gave me

The Monkey looks scared to be honest. So he should be

I have already informed the government about these

mutated freaks. His days are numbered!

Yes the queen of the dancing freaks sits on her chair while

they entertain her..... im not talking about the monkey,

Jose and Bjorn are just out of frame XD

This is me expressing my thoughts about Bjorn's latest

invention in Twinity..... FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

After dancing with the beautiful blue alien chick for an hour or so, I returned to my island to call it a day. Good Night Twinity

1st September 2010 - Larping Shit / Club E.S Opening Night

Struggling Through Reality

Today a load of guys from the Live Action Role Play events I usually attend came round to sort out all their gear and to yell at Tom for random reasons. I hid in my room, people keep blaming me for the poor condition of the tents when im not in the group anymore and they are the ones that just through them unpacked into the back of a van. Ugh.

Anyway, today I decided to play Face Of Mankind for a bit. Not the best game ever made.... well ok it is pretty close but I decided to log off when members of the Built unit kept giving me shit. Man I would love to absolutely fucking slit their throats in reality. Fucking Losers. "Im a member of built unit I play games to give new people that just want to have a laugh a hard time and ruin the game for other people because it gives me a hard on and then I wank when people get angry with me" Fucking Bastad Cunts!

I decided to log onto Twinity. A much nicer game full of much nicer people to be honest with you.

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My Twinity Life

When I entered Twinity I saw that the events bored was completely empty again so I decided to look in the most populated areas to see if anything cool was happening...... there wasn't much. The quiz game room was packed full of people who were really fast at typing and seemed to have the worlds knowledge inside their heads so I didn't stay long. I couldn't compete!

I got sent an invite to a place called Club E.S so I went to check it out as there were twenty people there. The club itself wasn't great but everyone has to start somewhere I guess. They still managed to draw a crowd though. They had the two most important things, a dance floor and a bar!

"No barman? Guess I will have to fill in for them! I will.....

protect the beer!"

"A man in a tight T-shirt dances at you..... what can you

do other than just stand there and stare at him?"

"Yes! The man in the tight T-shirt shall defy all! He doesn't

care if you dance or not! He shall dance! He shall!"

"Although I have spotted plenty of Angels in my travels,

I have yet to catch one. Damn then and their wings!"

Well Club E.S although it was a good effort, people didn't stay long. The place was kinda empty to be honest. This is the reason why I want my place to be perfect before I hold an event, but as I said people have to start somewhere. I enjoyed myself.

I noticed that another place called ROCK N ROLL was getting faily busy so I decided to check it out. there were only a few people and the place was quite small but it did looks really cool. I especially liked the lights and the custom furniture. Plus the music was great :D

One of the most fashionable characters I have seen!

Nothing like dancing on what looks like a giant board

game piece! The colors of this place are making me

go very mad O__o

25th august 2010 - Nothing Much To Report / Miami Photoshoot Event

Struggling Through Reality


Well not much happened today. Not much at all to report. I spent most of my time on my computer. Got up fairly late in the day. I stayed up late last night playing Twinity. I did a lot of work today on my online gaming community SkrynetGaming I wanted to create my own community like facebook and youtube combined with no annoying adverts or stupid people posting on your wall that they watered their crops in a virtual world that you couldn't give two fucking shits about. I will post a link on my blog when it is ready for launch, I want to get some content on it first.


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My Twinity Life


Well not a good day for me on Twinity at all. I recently bought a new apartment and moved all my stuff from my old apartment to my new one to find out after spending hours working on it that areas of the area were bugged. Whenever I textured certain areas of it, the textures would reset after I re-entered the room. I wasn't happy and ended up having a go at Monica which I didn't mean to do I was just annoyed. She gave me some globals to get another apartment though so I went back to my old floor plan as I can make it so people can go outside the scenery and back inside without using the fly command which Twinity might be taking out of the game when it finishes open beta.


I decided to get to work to earn some much needed globals after wasting a lot of the ones monica gave me buying a new bike and my old floor plan back so I went to Chez Valintino where a matchmaking event was going on. Monica invited me to dance but an old bald man jumped onto the animation before me to dance with the attractive 3D avatar. If I had a global for every time that happened I wouldn't need to do the photography job LOL!


Anyway, after taking some pictures the matchmaker sent me a private message saying that I had been especially requested by someone...... it was Monica ^_^

Nice to see me and Monica kiss and make up :P

Congratulations you have won the creepiest looking couple award! :D

I don't think that girl wants to dance...... hahaha

The bald guy on the left is the one who stole my dance from

Monica..... he will regret the day >:D

This girl looked shocked when she saw the maniac with the

camera taking pictures of her..... me

Anyway later on in the night, Monica messaged me saying that there was an important event I should attend. It was a photography event. People were all wearing shirts saying things like "Twinity says relax" and we all had to stand on a boat while some people took pictures. I don't meen to be big headed but my screenshots are usually pretty awesome so I decided to take some as well for the Twinity staff.

Masterchief likes to have a smoke every now and again. He said

it helps him relax when he's sniping innocent people.... I mean

alien zombies.....

A very cool pose..... the problem with it is the guy was moving

his arms from left to right..... looked very strange but looks

very cool as a picture :P

This was meant to be the photographer..... standing way away

from the people he was taking pictures of. Ok he may

look more professional but you cant beat my charm ;)

The people were gathered and looking really excited about their

awesome new T-Shirts.....

More and more people gathered for the pictures and the

excitement could hardly be contained LOL!

There is always one happy nut case bouncing around on top

of a boat showing how proud he is of his new free T-Shirt

After the Photography event I went back to my apartment to rebuild my once proud awesome place. Soon it will be even better than before..... soon. I will post some screenshots when its finished.

16th August 2010 - Room Finally Clean / Party In Berlin's Heart

Struggling Through Reality


Well today I finally got round to cleaning my room. I had nothing else to do and my feet are still hurting from doing three long shifts over the weekend so I didn't feel like going out or doing anything that required too much walking. There is still a bit to do but I filled three rubbish bags. Thats how much crap was laying around my bedroom. Im thinking of buying some new furniture and rearranging my room slightly. I don't know, I need to pay off Tom first. I owe him a lot of rent before I can start spending money on myself again.


I talked to my friend Liz in America today for a good long while which was nice. I haven't been able to speak to her as much lately as I have been very busy with one thing and another..... mostly work. Im thinking of asking for a plane ticket for christmas I really want to be able to finally meet her..... thinking about a holiday to America for my twenty second birthday..... that would be sweet.


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My Twinity Life


Ok so I have decided to build a restaurant based on one that I visited in disney land paris called "The Blue Lagoon". It was awesome, I loved the fact that it was inside but it felt like you were outside due to the high ceiling being painted black. Its going to cost a lot in 400cm frames to create in game but I think I can pull it off.

"The Blue Lagoon Restaurant In Real Life"

As you can see from the screenshot, it isn't going to be easy. Anyway, after working on my apartment for  a little while I was visited by a girl who was just exploring and decided to get on one of my strip poles in my room and give me a quick show. Result!

"Private pole shows..... never a bad thing!"

Well after enjoying the pole show for a good half an hour, I decided I should probably do what Monica is paying me for and attend some events to take some really nice pictures. Nothing was going on that I could see on the events bored as some idiot had spammed the bored with the same thing every hour all evening. However, I messaged Bjorn and he told me he was having a party in the heart of Berlin which you will see from the following screenshots is a very cool area. I have no idea how he got this area but it is very cool.

"This was taken standing on a floating rock looking down at some of

Bjorn's handy work. The guy is really talented"

"Another nice screenshot of the landscape of

the heart of Berlin"

"People getting their groove on underneath

what looks like Bjorn's alien command center"

"I am one with the universe..... if you go to this area,

look at the floor around the globe. It looks like a

myan calender which is kinda creepy in a way"

"Ok an angel with green wings..... Bjorn's place

is very strange"